Introducing Anal-link
The True
Joy Stick.
Brain interfaces were aiming too high. Anal-link connects the body's most underrated muscle to the machines you control.
01
Install
A 12-minute outpatient procedure. Mostly awkward, briefly painful, deeply life-changing.
02
Calibrate
Clench, release, repeat. Our AI learns your unique muscle signature in under a week.
03
Control
Steer aircraft, drones, cranes and spreadsheets. Hands free. Mind free. Bottom engaged.
Specifications
- Latency
- 0.8 ms
- Battery life
- 72 h
- Channels
- 1,024
- Hands-free
- 100%
- Waterproof
- Mandatory
- Charging
- Wireless (thankfully)
“I landed a 737 in crosswind while eating a sandwich with both hands.”
“Finally, a joystick that truly gets me.”
“I can't go back to hands. I simply can't.”